A little while since my last post.
I've had nothing worth writing about.
So let us press on.
As you may know I work in a restaurant so with that goes waitresses, we employ a few girls who go to university, you know the type!
This one girl told me she had read my blog, and giggled about it found it rather amusing,
and then said I have no sentence structure at all, now I don't even know what this is, I left school a good 5 years ago.
She didn't tell me what this was.
Days later we're talking about out common interest in Harry Potter and our excitement about the upcoming film! We've done the classic Potterish things read all the books over and over whenever a new release is out.
She was surprised I read books, because as a chef I'm an illiterate fuck wit or so the overall view is apparently.
I made the silly mistake of saying it was my favourite collection of literature and its power over generations the world over.
BUT
Apparently Harry Potter is not literature as it also lacks sentence structure!
I still don't understand this.
Oh well J.K. Rowling has done pretty well from her lack of sentence structure, don't ya think?
Maybe I'll have the same future,
And on that note
I bid you a good evening
Simon x
